Anonymous: At least they arnt calling you Capsicle, Steve.
Tony: I’m bringing it back.
Steve: Don’t you dare.
Anonymous: Steve did you know that you are a dorito?
Steve: Why is everyone calling me a dorito? That’s a chip right? I think I had those once. I don’t understand how—- Is this about my shoulder to waist ratio? Okay that makes sense. I get a lot of nicknames for that….That’s actually a little funny now. I get it. The shape of the chip.
Tony: The entire process of you figuring that out made it less funny by the second.
Steve: Shut up, Tony.
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”